We have a large medium here (about 150 kg. and 4 meter tall) and a small medium (1.5 meters, 20 kg.) but no medium medium. Our large medium is quite expansive, while the small medium is a bit confined. I suppose a medium medium would be best, especially if they use a crystal ball or something. A medium medium medium, if you will, for the massage.

But I don't want to talk with B&C. I want to talk with J. Edgar and learn where he hid all of the photos and films, if Beelzebub will let him answer the medium medium medium's messenger.

Of course, Chongx wouldn't understand any of that, as s/he can only speak in Ook and throw poop and pee. Photos show that Chongx has lost both an eye and an arm and dyed her/himself purple -- making him/her a one-eyed, one-armed, flinging pee-pee purple ooker.