Holy shit Batman! This dump really does need some housework. But, it'll have to wait until my catterwrecks are rectified.

Seriously, I can not only now see traffic lights and stops signs and the grocery store aisle signs, I can see the bathroom sink. And, it's scarier than not seeing stop signs. >;-)

The good news? I saw the doc early this AM. 100%! And, I am now able to drive legally. Well, he did say "today". So, right eye gets sliced and stuffed tomorrow and then I see him on Thursday BUT he didn't say I could NOT drive my car tomorrow or on Thursday. That begs the question... drive and save $40 in cab fare on Thursday to get to his office or be a non-asshole and take a cab? Rhetorical question. Everyone knows I am an asshole.