Rap uses words like "pee pee" and "poo poo" a lot. This is either because he is in his second childhood....or it's because he never grew up in the first place! Ook! Ook! It's like listenin' to Jar Jar Binks whenever Rap talks. "Me-sa go pee pee in my poo poo! Me-sa not like! Me-sa have plenty guns. Go bang-bang! Me-sa ears hurt soooooo bad!"

Well, he will get some re-education after I am elected so's he can learn to act like a grownup human. Chimps with baseball bats and rubber hoses sounds like the trick to me, after he gets took to the padded cell he is so much in need of. A couple months of "the treatment" and he will be ready to return to decent society.

Maybe.

If not, then we go to the serious stuff! Anacondas, the fire ant pit, and banana-boarding.

- Chongo