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Thread #59418   Message #3763533
Posted By: Rapparee
07-Jan-16 - 12:01 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Congratulations, gnu. In the meantime, ya wanna place some poker?

The sentence for Chongx is already ready by the Supreme Court: It is your sentence that you be led back to the gaol from whence you came, and forty-eight hours hence you be taken from thence and be drawn upon a hurdle to the place of execution, where then you shall be hanged by the neck and, being yet alive, shall be cut down, and your privy members to be cut off, and your entrails be taken out of your body and, you living, the same to be burnt before your eyes, and your head to be cut off, your body to be divided into four quarters, and head and quarters to be disposed of by being burned to ashes, and those ashes taken in a boat and dumped into the sea, and all mention of you erased from all records electronic or otherwise, and you be entirely forgotten.

Notice that it says nothing about God having mercy a soul. Chongx is a monkey and thus has no soul. (This is disputed by some who point out that how well monkeys dance for an organ grinder is indicative of soul in that they feel the rhythm of the music.)