Now chaps. And I hope no women are reading this. Several things. Do you dress to the left or to the right? Are you happy with the boxer short, in which case do you leave the button in place, or do you, like me, cut it off? The button, that is, you clot. Or are you in need of the support of the Y-front, in which case do you have a space issue? Do you adhere to the general principle, "undies worn twaice are not quaite naice," or can you make three pairs do you a whole week? In extremis, do you "go commando" (due to a laundry timing malfunction, perhaps) or is that your regular modus operandi, à la Jeremy Kyle, in any case? Or do you feel that the underwear that's man enough to take on your tackle has yet to be invented? Are you like me, in that your washing needs at least six rinses in order to remove sufficient detergent to avoid the dreaded bollock-itch? (If women can say tit, I can say bollock). These points amount to a major issue, especially for "big lads" such as my good self. So what say you, chaps? And only chaps?

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