I began this thread, and I will be the last to post to it. I created everything after I thought myself into existence. You are all naught but my random thoughts, tossed out like grains of the sand I conceived by the ocean my thoughts generated upon my beach.

The is only the eternal Me. When I fail to think of you, you do not exist.

I created all of you and everything, from the eensy-weensiest to the most distant galaxy and beyond. I created Infinity. I created what you term "God." I created the concept of Plato's Cave, of Descartes "Cogito ergo sum," of Sarte's Hell. I created All for you to sort through it and assist me in The Reason Why I Thought Myself Up.

Now stop being silly creatures and get started.