Smeg is something we've only ever heard of in filthy jokes, but never experienced personally...
A good clean healthy bloke washes his tackle at least once a day... right...???

Anyway, can't speak for anyone else but after each wash I douse my balls in freezing cold water...
It's invigorating, and definitely wakes me up...

A practice I first started doing back in my teens after I read a magazine article about a popular middle aged movie actor
who had been put on this 'treatment' by specialist Drs to improve his fertility.
Cue photo of him holding his new born baby.


I also only wear baggy cotton trousers and oversized boxers to allow free circulation of cooling fresh air.

Back in my early 20s when I was 10 1/2 stone and a 31" waist I could carry off
wearing skin tight Levis whilst going commando...

[Probably what first interested my mrs to start stalking me in Poly Halls Of Residence...???]

But not something I should now be encouraged to do.... 😜