I was hopeless at grammar school sport. Boxing appealed but people kept hitting me. On my debut for the house cricket X1 I was out first ball. However, in my last year (4th form) I was picked for the ATHLETICS TEAM!!. (Actually, the lad supposed to go broke both ankles hurdling) I Got to go to the Inter Grammar School Athletics Tournament at RAF Cranwell - where you there, Backwoodsman? - and got a point for the school. 6th out of 20 but it was a whole point!