Or even the English version:

from 'The Good Ship Venus'

The cabinboy's name was Ripper
The dirty little nipper
He stuffed his arse with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Frigging in the rigging
Tossing on the crossing
Wanking on the planking
There's fuck-all else to do.

Tune: 'In and out the Windows' etc.