Well, HiLo, I think I win hands down in any competition with you with regard to having been called names, but I'm not that bothered. I decided a while ago to try to avoid calling people names. Note that you are HiLo and that Mr Woodcock is Teribus and that Keith is Keith and that akenaton is akenaton in my lexicon (I do believe that I called him a twit the other day - cor, strike me down! - and I call the excruciatingly unwelcome Guest a coward. I'll burn in hell, eh?) Even Joe Offer calls me names. What I've found, oddly, is that I have an infinitely greater capacity for annoying people by keeping cool and not calling people names. I can't explain that, but it works for me! Jim name-calling is his business. I'm not my comrade's keeper! (Sorry, Jim!)