The above was a rather nasty parody of John Denver songs in general, that appeared in National Lampoon's "Lemmings."

I used to sing it from time to time, and have been asked for the lyrics. I can reconstruct most of them out of my head, but don't have them written down or on disk, and I'm not sure of all of them. I've checked the DT and run a Google search, without any luck so far.

Anyone have them?

Peter.