3 Nuns was not a shag. It was an orgy...

Well, it was actualy a curly cut rather than a fine cut shag. It looks like little disks that fit quite well into the bowl of the pipe and you just rubbed the last one so it would ignite more easily.

If you want a good shag you need to talk ready rubbed. Or you can hand rub it. Oh, err, Missus.