A snare might cause pangs, Amos, but not defamation. And a well made and laid snare might cause but little pangs to the snared. Certainly in any situation in which I would lay a snare it would help spare me the pangs of hunger!

Unless...did you mean a snare drum? If so you could do the rolls as I played the appropriate bugle call. Just imagine the excitement at Getaway, for example, if Reveille was played on drum and bugle outside of the Peace Cabin! Everyone loves well played drums and bugles!