Thanks, guys, for remaining good-natured and not kicking me in the balls for my comment above!

I am sorry that the guitar got smashed, I'd far prefer it didn't, but I don't see it as the portent of Armageddon the way some others seem to! 😄

And, FWIW, I like banjos, pianos, bodhrans and accordions. It's those f***ing pukeleles I can't stand! 😎