Too old, too old,
Too old to cut the mustard any more.
(S)He's gettin' too old, too old,
Too old to cut the mustard any more.

When I was young and in my prime
I used to do it all the time,
But now I'm old and gettin' grey
I only do it twice a day.

Too old. . .

He tried to act so debonair
She ran her fingers through his hair
The whole thing turned out pretty grim
'Cause none of his hair belonged to him

Too old. . .