You whit not what you done have posted
(Be it original or written ghosted),
Shouted in all caps or otherwise screed
With emojis, emoticons, or some other deed
To make your opinions known throughout the world,
But whether you be bald or crew-cut or curled
It matters not, for all that is said
Or thought or done or in other ways spread
Amounts to no more than festering beans
When you have departed the Vale of Tears scene
(Unless you are Spaw).

    --Lil Petticoat, Poems From Ship Crick and No Paddle
      (Paradise, Kentucky: Muhlenberg Press, 1969).