Wow! I thought that this monologue was lost for all time!! I am very much a senior citizen and this used to gecone of my party pieces when I was 6 or 7 years old. It had been adapted to " The Reddish Fire Brigade" as my dad was a fireman there around rhe time of WW11 and, with name changes to suit the other serving personnel, it was a huge success.

O.k. It's completely out of date now but it is still good for a chuckle....