You are makin' a tragic mistake, Rap. My advice is, don't go at all. Sure, they will think you are a god at first. For a little while. But they will start gettin' suspicious after a few days, when they see that all you are good for is layin' around in the sun, tellin' tall tales, eatin' them outta house and home, and boastin' about yer prowess with women and mortal combat. They will begin to realize that they are dealin' with an empty shirt, a windbag with delusions of grandeur, a bloviatin' waste of space.

It is then that they will test yer supposed godhood! Probably by stickin' a pin into you when you ain't lookin' and seein' if you yelp with pain or slicin' an ear off to see if you can heal it. The moment they realize that you bleed like any other man, the show will be over! An angry mob of the locals will swarm around and put an end to you in a hideous manner. Kinda like this:


What happens to false 'gods' in Hawaii...