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Thread #158285 Message #3774991
Posted By: GUEST,Musket
25-Feb-16 - 01:40 PM
Thread Name: BS: Obscure quotations
Subject: RE: BS: Obscure quotations
Some of the old buggers I worked with when an apprentice;
"Like a wooden dog with a tin prick."
"One of the finest men ever to piss through a tin trumpet"
"As much use as a one legged bloke at an arse kicking contest."
The BBC comedy writer Johnny Speight put a wonderful line for Alf Garnett "If you want to achieve true democracy, you've got to be prepared to shoot a few people."