Hah! No-one calls their tadpoles Audrey or recruits people called Richard any more! I think there is a smattering of people on this thread pretending to be mad. Well, let me just say, missey me young fellow, WE ARE ON TO YOU.

And just remember, 50% of people are mad, 50% think they are mad and the other 50% just pass the pickled herring.

Milton John.