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Thread #29647   Message #377599
Posted By: GUEST,D_hand
19-Jan-01 - 06:26 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: While the organ peeled potatoes...
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: While the organ peeled potatoes...
Steve - the version I heard was:

A man said to me "can you swim?" I said "swim?" He said "yes" I said "who?" He said "you!" I said "me?" He said "yes!" I said "no"; he said "oh" and he pushed me in !