Right...

Stu will be first up against the wall, (and not in the same way as her off Holby City, not that I have ever watched it.). His three pet monkey's what? Or monkeys' for that matter, but obviously not monkeys. No chance of Stu getting pete's education post in any reshuffle then.

There will be no resistance. Or at least unless Rt Hon Mr Shaw stops his weird association with Anfield. If he doesn't, I'll lead any opposition.

Michael is harmless but just in case, get him sectioned by parliamentary decree. (Get him access to help if nothing else.)

Anyway, he can't be Prime Minister. He doesn't live in The UK. Cornwall declared UDI years ago.