OK, OK, Musket can be Speaker as long as he understands that he does not get to sit on my right hand. We had enough trouble with that when we were sorting out our Holy Trinity. I'm still not over the bloody carpal tunnel syndrome treatment. Fat bugger! As for the vexed Yorkshire Question, it may need refining, but here it is as far as things stand:

THE YORKSHIRE QUESTION: How does a Yorkshireman make an omelette?

PROVISIONAL ANSWER, TO BE REVIEWED: First, he nicks three eggs...
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