Your fault Co Bloody Messiah for confusing ON right hand with AT right hand. Not my fault. At least you put your mace of office down first. They say that mace makes your eyes water. I know what they mean now.

Still, at least it meant your chromatic gob iron fell silent for a few minutes.

Anyway, what does King Maker Raggy get out of this? is he on a pension of guaranteed Whiby smoked haddock from that small smokery up the hill? Weekly tail end n chips? A jet necklace to (used to) match his tash?

It'll all come out when the minister for war briefs The Daily M*il you know....