Stop being vague and impenetrable, Amos, and say what you really mean in plain language. Your ornate verbiage is like unto a Lovecraftian monster, inchoate and lacking form or clear definition. In short, sir, you are inflicting upon your loyal audience verbose soliloquies that serve not to enlighten but to suck the unwary down into an ever-deepening quagmire of sesquipedalian, quasi-intellectual obscurantism. You'd never find me doing that! Good heavens, no. Nor Rapparee, who is, as we all know, the soul of both brevity and discretion.