I wouldn't necessarily want Jong Yuk Ill Kim Sik Fuk on board, but I concede that I may have to have a summit meeting with him, just to pick up a wrinkle or two about his highly successful public persona. I mean, Jaysus, have you ever seen anyone in those videos NOT applauding him?! It's a bit flat round here though, no hills with tops worth calling summits, and we would quite like to be seen. Que faire, as they say in Turkey...

Is North Korea anywhere near Cornwall? I will NOT go Easyjet...