There's a house in a hill (Boo)
It's a public house (Hooray!)

They don't sell beer (Boo)
They give it away (Hooray!)

They don't serve beer on glasses (Boo)
They serve it by the bucket (Hooray!)

They've only got one bar (Boo)
It's 5 miles long (Hooray!)

The barmaids have cocks (Boo)
In their mouths (Hooray!)

They've only got one bed (Boo)
It Vibrates (Hooray!)