Yesterday, I inadvertently discovered a way to get all other tunes out of my head.

I was working away from home and in answer to my wife's text asking whether I'd had my morning coffee I stupidly replied:

"Yes, and, because I like a lot of chocolate on my biscuit, I've had a "Club".

All you British folk of a certain age: what tune is in your head now?

It's been in mine (and my wife's) for over 24 hours and doesn't look like leaving anytime soon.

Those jingle writers are evil; just plain evil!!!

Harry.