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Personal Profile for: Blidn Drunk in Blind River

Sex:

As often as I can like get it, eh? And tha's not to often cause most ofthe girls in this town are skanks!

Living arrangement:

With my brother whose an idoit.

What do you think about ouija boards?:

Uhhh...lemme get back to you on that...

Your favourite TV show?

Survvivor, eh? Survivor Rules!!! Or maybe Hockey games, eh? Or mabe the one abuot winning a million $ with Regis, eh?

What's on your mouse pad?

Some spilled beer, some crumbs from pizza and chips, some ketchup. Damn mouse dkeeps screwing up anddon''t work right. I'm gonna go and demand a new one for free. Lousy piece of junk!
Favourite board games:

Ummm...backgammon, I guess or maybe checkers. Also, like, checking some guy into the boards real hard, so his teeth rattle, eh?
Favourite magazines:

Hustler and Penthouse. Duh!
Favourite smells:

Beer, bacon & eggs, more beer, coffee, and some things I aint' gonna tell you about.
Worst feeling in the world:

Being pissed on. Losing the game. Getting dumped by a skank.
Best feeling in the world:

Dumping a skank. Pissing on somebody else. Winning the game. Getting totally f**kin wasted on beer or anyting esel. And somethin else I'm not gonna tell you about, eh? Duh!
Favourite CD:

Anything by Guns & Roses.
Do you get motion sickness?

WEll...yeah, eh? After I've had too much beer sometimes and the room starts to spin around, then I do. You don't wanna be around.
Roller coasters - scary or exciting?

F**kin decent, man!
How many rings before you answer the phone?

Sometimes never. Dependds. Thephone's not working now anyway, cos my brother won't pay the bill, so we use the pahy phone outside.
Future sons name?

Ummm...how about Derek, eh?
Future daughter's name?

Shania, for sure. Yeah. Shania.
Favourite foods:

bacon & eggs, pizza, chips, fast food.
Chocolate or vanilla?

Both.
Favourite ice cream?

All.
Croutons or bacon bits?

Both, with some beer, eh?
Do you like to drive?

Damn right I do...even if they did take my license away last year, eh?
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

GeeZ! Whaddya think I am? If you were here, I'd kick your ass for asking me that!
What type was your first car:

It was a Dodge, eh?
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be?

Ozzie Ozbourne or Axel Rose.
Favourite alcoholic drink:

Beeeeeeer!!! But I'll take what I can get, eh?
What is your zodiac sign?

Flipped if I know...
Who is your favourite poet?

What????
Do you eat the stems of broccoli?

Never have...I eat real food, like pizza, eh?
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be?

Head honcho of the world or president of Labatt's and Molson's breweries.
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be?

Well...maybe lime green...maybe bright red...maybe blond with purple stripes...but then the other guys might think I was a loser, eh? So...I'll pass on this one.
Have you ever been in love?

Yeah. I love my snowmobile. And I love beer.
What is on your walls in your room?

Crap mostly.
Is the glass half empty or half full?

When my brother is around, the flippin glass is empty most of the time!
Favourite movie(s):

Those Chucky ones. Friday 13th. Anything from Steven King.
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous?

Depends how drunk I am...
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?

No...but at least I don't pick my nose while I'm doing it, eh? Not like my flippin btother!
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be?

You gotta be kidding! Give me a break, eh? You loser!
What's under your bed?

Old pizza and crap like that, plus a lot of pieces of paper and stuff.
What is your favourite number?

9
What is your dream car?

Porsh. Or Lamborgeenee. Ya weenie!!! That was a joke, eh?
Favourite sport(s)to watch:

Hockey! HOckey rules! or football, eh?

Okay, this was like fun, eh? Except for some of the stupid questions. I can't stand stupid people, eh?

- Blind Drunk in Blind River