How the fuck the colonies can out anything Mother Albion is beyond me.

Anyway, if it were "can", the song (faithfully sung above by Raggy) wouldn't work. Tin. Live with it.

It can work the other way of course. Back when I was a volunteer on hospital radio, I recall the first time I ever heard anything by ZZ Top. Yes, I introduced them as Zed Zed Top. My bad, as we are encouraged to say these days.

Oh, and whilst we are at it, I am about to go and have a shit. I am most certainly not going to "take a shit." If anyone wishes to argue over that, you will have to wait as I can only deal with one shit at a time.

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