"How can I make it any simpler?" ······

You can't. Why should you try. Perfect epitome of your no-doubt customary mode of thought and expression, O-thou-gnomically-noxious-nonentity.

Do you kiss your wife with that filthy foul mouth?

What a vomit-inducing speculation!

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