Hey Annamill...

Decent! How's it goin', eh? Those guys in Strange Brew are kinda retro now, but they are still my hearos. Mike Myers is my hero too. You betcha I'm a Canadian, eh? And I'm proud of it. I've goosed a moose, kissed a beaver, and chugged every kind of beer there is! I hafta say that American beer sucks, so I hope your not American, cos I don't want to hurt any feelings out there, but it just does, okay?

So, like, are you American? I get along fine with Americans usually.

I'm from the greatest little town in Canada which is Blind River. You don't wanna blink too hard or you might miss it, but it's still my home, eh? So I'm, like, patiriotic abuot the place.

Excuse the bad tiping...I was alwyas bad at that. I'ts not like I'm dialectic or anything, I'm just mostly under the influence, if ya know what I meen. We like to have a GOOD TIME ALL THE TIME here...like the drummer in Spinal Tap.

Hey, those guys are my heroes too! Nigel! Nigel! Nigel!

Nigel Tufnel rules! TAP! TAP! TAP! (Geez, I just woke up my brother Don! He was conked out on the couch. He looks like something the dog threw up on the grass! Ha! Ha!)

I'm still hoping they will play Blind River...Spinal Tap I meen, eh?

Hey, Neil Young put Blind River in a song, eh? Neil Young is also my heroe.

Okay, so, like, my and my brother Don, you know the stupid one? We've gotta hit the bars, so I'll see ya later.

Chow!

- Blind Drunk in Blind River