Same tune as Boarding House

The train was standing in the station when a young man full of care,
Rushing up to get aboard it, tripped, fell headlong down the stair.
An old lady rushed up to him saying, "Did you miss a step, my son?"
He turned to her and said, "No, lady, I hit every bloody one."

Now, girls can never change their nature. That is quite beyond their reach.
If a girl is born a lemon, she can never be a peach.
But the law of compensation is the one I always preach:
You can always squeeze a lemon. Did ya ever try to squeeze a peach?

Dave

HTML line breaks added. --JoeClone, 17-Jul-02.