A man booked into a bed and breakfast in Morningside and on his first morning he was served a bowl of porridge, two rounds of toast and two pats of margarine.
He asked the landlady if he might have some honey for his toast; she looked dubious, but disappeared into the kitchen, returning shortly with a minute thimble-sized pot ith a scoop of honey in it.
He contemlated itt for afew seconds and finally said, "I see you keep a bee".
Jim Carroll