Borrowing a word, "frel" from "Farscape"What the frel! By all the gawds and gawddesses, come look at this! It seems we've a genteel traveler from back anon...what's that he's saying? Of all the frelling things, can you imagine that? He's using that arcane language, you know, can't tell what the frelling hell he's saying. Go get Professor Petritus Teonius, he'll know.
Professer T, listen to this, he's come from a ways back, odd first one we've had from that ancient time, you know the Shrubocene Era? Yeah, and he only speaks that language you specialise in, that Mmmmuuuthat, or, oh frel it, you know! Mudcat? Yeah that's it! Mudcat, can you understand what he's asking about? The only thing I can make out is some frelling thing about a 'S'pa and a Ta'Vern, what the frel are those?
What's that you say, ProfTy? He's your WHAT?? What the frel??? If he's your greatx's20 grandpa what the hell? How in frelling hell did he DO that and how can you be here with him at the same time? ProfTy, you okay? Hey, everyone wants to know, HOW???
OH? He says he owes it all to the, the, ummm, THE Mudcat??? The one and only original from whence came his language?? So, we owe it all to this Mudcat, too? Or, we wouldn't have you? Well, do tell...let's get back to that excavation gents and get to resurrecting that sucker. C'mon, what the frel are you waiting for!! All for the Mudcat, here we go!!!
Katlauphia Pulchritudinia, Director
Intergalatic Traveler's Bureau and Mass Excavations of Cultural Icons
Come see the real excavated Possum's Ass...
listen to the wind blown through its cavity...
authentic folk relics of other bygone realms!!