The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #31033   Message #3783415
Posted By: akenaton
04-Apr-16 - 05:07 PM
Thread Name: Help: Scottish humor sought
Subject: RE: Help: Scottish humor sought
Para Handy on "cockles"
""The best cockles in the country iss in Colonsay," said the Captain. "But the people in Colonsay iss that slow they canna catch them. I wass wance gatherin' cockles there, and the mudges were that large and bold, I had to throw stones at them."