THANK YOU!

Me and my family have been looking for this for years. We thought it was our family that wrote them - clearly wrong!

What we have is something like this:

Old johhn digger went out one day
got his feet stuck in some clay
He ran for a shovel to dig himself out
But when he got back there was nobody about


Old johnny digger went to bed one night
Blew himself out instead of the light
When he woke up he was found
Asleep upstairs with his house burnt down