If Dodgy Dave is finally forced to quit, who will be the next PM?

Obviously the con-servatives would survive a vote of no confidence (it's the one thing that would unite them). There is no Deputy PM at present. Sniffing Gideon is so unpopular that the next "normal" fallback ie the chancellor would seem hard to work.

So - May? Likely to play well with the UKIP retards and other xenophobes.

BoJo? OMFG.

Gove (I run from the room screaming).

Some discussion here - http://www.thecanary.co/2016/04/08/if-david-cameron-resigns-heres-who-will-be-our-next-prime-minister/