It snowed! Several inches of the stuff now cover my lawn, driveway, and house and it's still coming down rather heavily. The temperature is -12F.

Only my house. The everything ends at my property line. Except for here it's a bright, sunny day. Except for here the birdies are singing; here dire wolves are howling. There is a woolly mammoth in my backyard.   

I think it has to do with climate change or something.