Okay, I got it...

Et Shame dixit, "Sed semper ubi sububi in caput meum!" et denuntiator Dana dixit, "Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem."


And Shame said, "But I always wear underwear on my head," and Officer Dana said, "In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags."

HA! HA! HA! Wonderful! And it sounds so good in Latin!