"Better get onto Jim Carroll for going on about the Black & Tans terrorising Ireland for two years - in actual fact is was less than 15 months - What a crime eh?"

Well that's about as bad as your sixteen months turning into two years when it came to the timing of Keith's Big Fib! A statement that, like all the others, you never failed to "check-out!" And you think I'm hilarious. Hey, do you think we could do a Morecambe and Wise double act?