If'n I was a real cowboy, I'd have me some small body thing I could play while ridin' horseback. But if'n I was a pretty-boy pretend cowboy I'd have me a big old Gibson jumbo with two pickguards. If'n I was something in between, I'd have me a D-18. No real cowboy guitar was ever made off this continent.

(Former Tak owner) Mooh.