While in reformatory school,
they fed us a disgusting gruel
comprised of Campbell's mushroom soup
and ground up bits of Hula Hoop
and chunks of rotten green bologna
that you would not want to get on ya
and moldy Quaker instant grits
that would give you the runny shits.
It looked like a huge blob of jizm
and you would die of botulism
if you should deign to eat the mess.
I'll stop here. You make up the rest.