I've had enough... as a proud Scrumpyshire man I am sick of antiscrumpyimetic prejudice riddled throughout society;
and lack of representation of Scrumpyshire voices and faces on Tv and all other forms of media.

I am in the process of writing a directive defining antiscrumpyimeticism to my own criteria and satisfaction.

Now no one else in the world will be likely to ever know about it or read it,
but it doesn't matter because I do, and will be actively on the lookout for any antiscrumpyimetics contravening it.

You lot beware, anyone I catch out will be reported to Keith so he can take appropriate action chasing you all up.....

I'll alert him first to my Local Labour club which now refuses to stock and serve barrels of local rough farmhouse cider..

Yes I did say club.. Keith go get 'em...!!!!! 😈