You are always welcome at Mom's house,
At Mom's house, at Mom's house,
Yes, you're always welcome at Mom's house,
And we hope you will stay.

A man came to Mom's house, to Mom's house, to Mom's house,
A man came to Mom's house to say we're goons.
So we asked him to come in and we hit him with a hammer
And we put him in the closet in our Mother's room.
CHORUS

A boy came to Mom's house, to Mom's house, to Mom's house,
A boy came to Mom's house to stop us all.
So we asked him to come in, and we shot him with a twenty-two
And stuck him down inside the basement wall.

CHORUS

A lady came to Mom's house, to Mom's house, to Mom's house
A lady came to find out why we wasn't in school.
So we asked her to come in and we fed her poisoned lemonade
And put her in the freezer where it's nice and cool.

You're always welcome at Mom's house,
At Mom's house,
At Mom's house.
Yes, you're always welcome at Mom's house,
And we know you will stay.



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