"The oldest profession, religion sales"
A dear Jewish friend of mine, Tony Rose, last heard of running a pub in Stockton, once made a living selling Dayglo plastic Buddhas on the Portobello Road.
Before leaving London, he ran a pub on the corner of Marylebone Road and Baker Street, charging double the price for a pint to visiting Americans on the strength that "This is where Sherlock Holmes drank".
Jim Carroll