Why would he want to bite you, LH? Such violence would go against his very pacific nature as a Canadian. Even to suggest it opens to question your Canadianess. If you were an American (i.e., someone from the United States) violence and aggression would seem a normal part of your makeup, but not if you're a Canadian. Perhaps it's time for you to come out of the closet and admit that you are really an ex-pat citizen of the US who fled to Canada back in the '60s because you had a secret crush on William Shatner. Unlike being a die-hard Bob Dylan, fan that's nothing to be ashamed of. It's rather like having a secret crush on Ann Murray or Gale Garnett, only different, and you can admit to it these days -- you could even marry him if you'd like. So 'fess up and admit you were really born on the lower East Side of Detroit and grew up a street fightin' man, a switchblade in your hand.