I whipered the snipper. I put in 25' of new snipper in the reel and fired er up. All 20ccs of fossil fuel driven FURY! I loikes POWER. I loikes ta HEAR power. Knows she's getting tha job done, eh? Now, fer the most part, I just lets me 20ccs idle eh? Idle. She's good fer yer weeds against yer basement foundation eh? Fer the odd dandy what grows up through the pave too. But, old man, when I gets er gowan under the back fence where she's thick, I depresses tha thro'tle full ta tha board and she wakes the dandelions what I cut last summer!

My son, my son. That there riggin will take 30 years of old paint stolen from the CNR (so's ya knows she tough paint roight?) clean off the basement wall eh! Dandelions don't stand a chance after they've gone ta seed even at idle speed. She's the clear rig that. Plus, like I said, weighs less than George's riggin and it makes far more noise. More noise - more power. That's the way it is. Better than yer lectric rig and far better than clippin em by hand. What's the fun in clippin em by hand? WHERE IS THE NOISE AND THE SMELL OF GASOLINE??