See, it's like this, and I know because I grew up Catholic (Catholic schools and all) back in the 50s, before that Vatican 2 junk.

Ya see, Al Smith was Catholic and he'd been Governor of New York. While Governor he'd dug a tunnel from Elizabeth, New Jersey (New York, New Jersey -- all the same back then) clear to the Vatican. Swiss Guards maintain whole battalions ready to march down that tunnel and invade America.

But Smith lost the presidential election and the next Catholic was Kennedy and he WAS elected. The Swiss Guards were to move in during Christmas, 1963, but Kennedy got shot and Johnson became President, so the 1964 election went ahead and Johnson was elected.

But in the mean time, a branch was put on the Elizabeth-VC (note that the initials of Vatican City (VC) are the same as those of the Viet Cong (VC) and that's another whole story)which follows UNDER the Saint [sic] Lawrence Seaway. This permits the Quebec Catholics to invade America's northern flank. There are two other branches as well: one to Cuba and one to Mexico, and these will permit hoards of ravening Catholic to attack America along its southern borders and no wall can stop them!

Big Frankie (as that guy in VC is know to people in the Catholic Church) is stompin' at the bit waiting for his hoards to overwhelm America.

So in the coming election, don't vote for the Catholic or America will be overrun by men in striped baggy pants and steel hats toting Vatican machine guns!

A word to the wise, eh?