They're both dead then (remember that this happens in 2018), maybe. As for Shame, just wait. In fact, hold your britches on, 'cause it ain't over until the fat lady sings.

As for "gun porn" -- I happen to know about firearms. I've been familiar with them for damned near sixty years now, man and boy, in the military and out. You want I should forget? By the way, the Beretta Tomcat, Model 3032, is still made, it fires a 7.65 x 17 Browing Short cartridge (.32 ACP in the US of A), and is actually fairly popular with off-duty police officers. See here. Not at all in the same league as Chongx's .45ACP Thompson submachine gun, however. Still, at close range -- and the .32ACP was the cartridge of choice for many European armies and police forces for a very long time. However, knowing about something doesn't mean I have one or even would have one if it was offered to me (although, if they threw in some cash to make me take it...). Hmmm...gun porn...maybe I can work some in....